Long post, because I was too lazy to update before now, sorry

So, was supposed to a detailed trip report about Macau but due to my laziness I have only just got round to writing this blog post and most of the details are too hazy now so ill just do a brief re-cap. I didn’t have a very good start when I rocked up to buy into the $5k APT event and couldn’t get in as most of my USD were rejected for having writing on or a little bit faded, sigh. It was like 30 mins before the start of day 1B and didn’t have time to arrange an alternative so the end result was I didn’t get to play the event and was tilted for the next few days.

I had no issues with the APPT as that was the event I had won the package for so was already bought in. The first few hours were pretty uneventful for me even though I had a crazy table with people raising 10x preflop in level 1 and others raising 3x preflop but then opening shoving flops, lol. Was very bizarre but I didn’t get any hands or hit any flops early before all the free chips were dispersed elsewhere around the table, sigh. I grinded for a while and then knocked out too short stacks pretty quickly with QQ vs 88, and AA vs JJ which took me to around 25k at 200/400 so quite comfortable and looking good for day 2. The in the space of 10 mins I was short stacked because of 2 hands. The first hand I lost was 66 vs 77 but we got to the river on a 34557 board, and check called his bet on the river, unavoidable imo. The next hand I lost was AQ vs KQ on a Qxx flop but he rivered a K, in my eye. This left me very short and in the BB with KT, felt obliged to call for my 9BB’s when the SB set me in, he flipped Ax and held, GG Macau!

Forget to mention I bubbled the $1200 side event before the main event, only got 40 something runners, 6 places paid, I lose 66 vs AJ to get 7^th, weeeeeeeeeeee. The rest of the trip was spent drinking and mindless gambling. The night of my bust from APPT, me and my mate mark started drinking in the grand waldo bar, then played Caribbean stud n blackjack until about 4am while drinking shots etc.. We were running good at blackjack and I vaguely remember me and mark both proposing to the same Chinese dealer who was pretty fit called kimmy, lol. Woke up the next day feeling shocking and having the nice surprise of realising I had won $5k USD, when I spoke to mark later that day he had won the same as well. Lesson of the story, drunken blackjack with attractive Chinese women dealing = +EV.

The next few days I was playing the cash games in the grand waldo, the game was 50-100 HKD which is about $6/12 - $7/15 I think, but the game had a 20k HKD buy in so played quite big. Sometimes the game was quite tough with some internet players in, but late at night it got pretty wild with the locals turning up and had a habit of never passing preflop and would definitely felt a gut shot post flop for 200 BB’s. Obviously great value but if u went card dead or they ran good it could get costly and because you are 1 tabling full ring live, pretty time consuming. Came out a little bit up on the sessions but nothing major.

The last night in Macau also turned out to be a pretty good one. We had no real plan, mark was on day 2 of the APPT main event but unfortunately bust out pretty early so we headed over to the Venetian about 5pm and took it from there. We had a few drinks in a bar and wandered round the casino which was absolutely huge. It was hard not to notice the huge amount of prostitutes just lurking around the gaming floor; I had never seen anything like it. To be fair some of them were amazingly attractive and if I had been staying at the Venetian for 2 weeks, my willpower would have been tested to the max, lol. After a few drinks we went to Morton’s steakhouse and smashed through a quality steak and would highly recommend it to anyone that finds themselves in Macau. After dinner we carried on drinking, fell in love with another waitress, lol and then as on the first night got the urge to gamble. We started off with blackjack again and also played some random gambling game that involved spinning a wheel and ppl betting on a communal board. I remember betting on firecrackers spinning in multiple times and being very vocal about it when firecrackers rolled in time after time, lol. The final game we played, which mark has told me since is called sic Bo, involves 3 dice in a jar and you can bet on a multitude of different things but in our state of heightened drunkenness we just stuck to hi/lo even money bets lol. We won quite a bit and then in a moment of madness mark put 50k HKD ($6000 USD) ish on high numbers and shipped it in, lol. I convinced mark to leave it there, finish gambling and go enjoy the rest of the night drinking. We ended up in another bar in the Venetian that had a live band on, I spotted a Danish guy who I had played in the cash games with at the Waldo and we eventually ended up drinking together. He was with about 6 other Danes and we all ended up in a nightclub somewhere else in Macau that I don’t remember a lot about apart from a bloke being dragged on stage to be danced on by naked women (wasn’t me, I run so bad). That was the end of Macau, a great trip overall, besides the poker, lol. My journey home was pretty horrible as I had to get up at 11am after the final night out I described above. 20hr journey door to door while being sick on the hour every hour is not much fun.

Since coming home the WCOOP has started so the days I have been playing poker, I have been playing tournaments. I did have a bit of a bad cash run just before WCOOP started as well dropping about $10k, sigh. The WCOOP has gone pretty horribly to be fair, well not just WCOOP, tournaments in general have gone very bad. I had a deep run in the $200r WCOOP event but ended up coming 23^rd for $2600 and 12 hours my life I’ll never see again, sigh. Pretty standard exit hand in this one, reshoving AT on a LP raiser but he had AK and I didn’t get there, fml.

I played a full schedule, Sunday, Monday and Tuesday and to be honest it was pretty depressing, no big scores, a few close calls but generally losing money. I came 5^th in the F.tilt $100r 1a 6 max on Sunday for about $4k. With 7 left I lost a 300k pot at 5k BB with QQ vs 77, then with 6 left I lost a 240k pot to the same guy with AQ vs QJ. F.tilt just hates me always has, and as far as I can tell always will. Pretty sure I have mentioned it on my blog before but the discrepancies between by tournament results on stars and f.tilt is amazing. I have resorted to changing my avatar today in order to try and run ‘normal’, lol hopefully this weekend will be a turning point in my f.tilt career

OK, that’s my little moan over. Hopefully Run good this weekend as it’s the WCOOP main event; If not I will still try to blog more frequently to avoid long posts like this one, lol